His mouth opens at a cool 23-degree angle, rather than your boring 0-degree horizontal position. I’ll bet you’re so dorky that your lips remain symmetric when you’re speaking.
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i’m just really tickled that he tweeted about reading his own statements.
Gonna have to disagree on the cologne front.
“Your mother, Trebek.”
Also, is Phoenix in the running for America’s worst city? Who am I missing?
What are you talking about?
Why the hate? That group looking for the ark included some very nice people.
Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.
Agh!!!!! The Goggles!!!! They Do Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was also something about Trump Tower management denying the Secret Service the ability to have a refrigerator in the rented space for sodas and lunches. I guess the agents are supposed to eat their meals at a Trump owned restaurant.
It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.
Remember the people who claimed they were going to vote for him because he was rich and he wouldn’t be corrupted?
Yes, but no one fucking cares enough to do anything about it. It’s #MAGA or bust.
I’m so relieved no actual zombie bears were harmed during the filming of this episode.
Don’t forget Melania and Barron in their golden tower, where agents have to rent space from the president to protect his wife and son.