I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”
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kevinod
Where’s someone who wants to impress Jodie Foster when you need them?
I mean really...
“GREAT NEWS! Have launched B2s at N Korea. Will not tolerate aggression any more. PATRIOTISM! China and Russia not helping. SAD!”
“Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!”
“It’s dying’ right now...”
“Jay, that thing is huhrt bro.”
How have I not seen this before? These guys are the epitome of a couple bros frahm Bahston goin’ deep sea fishin ovah heah.
Came for this......
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Sad to say, I knew the top pic was of a sunfish because of these idiots:
Will he serve time in one of his own jails and be forced to wear pink panties? Turnabout is fair play.
Also, turns out that the Butternut Colostomy Bag dictated Donnie Junior’s misleading statement on the meeting with the Russians.
Code 45* o’ the day is a masterpiece of minimalism:
- Jared Kushner told congressional interns (??) that the Trump campaign was too disorganized to collude with Russia. [Foreign Policy]
Why do I imagine Jared Kushner saying this a la some weird white people wasp-y party with white wine spritzers and sweaters jauntly tied around their shoulders. Him on some couch surrounded by a bunch of blonde, white interns, laughing over how too disorganized they were too collude with Russia.
- According to a new poll, 60 percent of voters believe the Trump administration is in chaos. [Politico]
Sad!