Fredo Jr. is going for a boat ride.

He’s totally going to throw him under the bus.

Leaving this here again. The memes timed to the song intro are high art:

I am assuming that Stephen Miller ordered a duplicate of that Steve Bannon-as-Napoleon painting, and has it hanging in his apartment just like Paulie Walnuts kept the Tony Soprano-as-Napoleon portrait...

Comey did not leak classified information to the media. He leaked stories about his meetings with Trump to the media, omitting any details that would be considered classified. He clearly said that in his testimony. Clearly Donald Trump still has no idea how classified information works. Just because someone talks to…

Don’t worry about the Sinclair/Tribune merger, they have a note from Epshteyn’s mother. 

I’m sure Bannon’s father is proud.

“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.

Here’s another way to think of it:

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

Idk I still have faith that sooner rather than later they will do something so magnanimously stupid there’s no walking it back. Like at least we’re lucky they’ve proven to be so incompetent they can’t even be devious.

Personally I think we either didn’t sacrifice enough goats to our gods or we sacrificed too many goats to our gods.

President of the United States of America: A job so easy, even your kids can do it!

“Look everyone, I’m working so hard on behalf of women.”

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

Is there no one else is more qualified then a fake shoe designer wax doll to sit at G20 while her daddy had to tinkle because no stamina??