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Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to

Someone new to a mining town, particularly in Northern Canada and Alaska.

Libs and Dems and the FAKE NEWS media attacking Ivanka over shoes she did not dezine. SAD. #MAGA

@realDonaldTrump

*cancels sex date with Sheen*

Literally fuck this guy. I hate him so much. I can’t help it. I nearly punched my radio when I got to my car and heard his Fox & Friends quote on NPR. Like, I can’t even any more.

I’m not sure what makes me angrier; the fact that Trump is so unbelievably stupid or that he believes that America is as unbelievably stupid as he is.

If there’s any consolation in this its that it’s the least effective witness intimidation tactic EVER!

“You’d better hope there isn’t any tape of our conversation!”
“The conversation between us that completely supports my account of events?”
“Exactly. Check and mate...”

“Freedom of speech! Reverse racism! White genocide! #MAGA!”

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

But, if Trump was lying about the jobs at Carrier all being saved, then that would mean his claims about reopening the coal mines are......OH.....MY.....GOD!

Schrödinger’s tapes.

The median household income in Iowa is just under $55,000. Do the people at tosay’s really think a guy with at least $325 million in debt to one bank, and people with 12 zeros in their annual salary represent them or their best interests?

Well, obviously not. The only way you can be poor is if you didn’t grift enough people to avoid not being poor. You weren’t willing to lie, steal, and settle your way to wealth like our sociopath in cheat god emperor of planet earth Donald John Trump.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

I’m just laughing that he wrote 5 and 0 “5 and O” because he uses phonetic spelling like a first grader and I’ve lost all capacity to get enraged again.

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Something like this, I imagine

Insert “And Leon’s getting laarrger!” GIF from Airplane!

“While I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi & China to help with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!”

I’m surprised Trump knew Panama was a country. I’m willing to bet he thinks it was the canal only.