And yet his supporters are eating this up.

I can already see the questions the Republican Senators will ask:

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

I appreciate his honesty.

Ahhh. The old Pee-Wee Gambit.

Trump just cannot conceive of the fact that you can’t run a country like a business.

Ooooooooh! Can I play?

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

Trump is first and foremost a professional victim, like many on the right.

“Eddie, have you seen my cashmere sweater?”

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

One of the truly bizarre and unexpected things of Trump’s presidency so far has been how *many* damaging leaks there have been in such a short time from people in the White House. Not really even about Russia, there have been tons of articles based on White House sources about how Trump demands one-page maximum…

Yes, the amount of leaks and their sensitivity IS alarming...

At least one...

And, how many coal miners are going to buy Ivanka label pinky rings?