How bout they focus on giving a hug and having a heart to heart with their trigger happy brothers instead of worrying about taking their gun into a crowded stadium before chugging some beers and doing a whippit in the linc parking lot.

Thanks, Obama!

This should tell us where to find the grail.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Yeah Trump is an awful person, but also: he's going to bomb so hard. I have 0% desire to watch tonight's episode.

The hazard placard looks to be Explosives, Class 1 of some kind. Which would make sense as in an emergency that’s probably the #1 threat.

This is my biggest issue with 9/11 truthers. The logistics of what happened that day would have required MANY people. There's no way the beans would not have been spilled by now.

This article is evidence of the lack of intellectual seriousness of conspiracy theorists. We should treat Kennedy conspiracy theorists the way we do 9/11 Truthers or anti-vaxxers: with mockery and shame.

“I see they’ve gotten to you too”

Because WorkTruck™ and because Raptor? Oh yeah. You absolutely are “truck people”. Nothing to learn because you already are.

Hmmm let me see. Pickup truck? check. Switching lanes with no signal? check. Getting all pissy because “Gerdimmit im in a big ass truck you respect me and let me merge into that lane boy”? check. Continuing to overcompensate for shortcomings by generally being “that guy” and send said pickup into the air like the good…

I honestly hope that guy loses his license FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. The last thing this country needs is more aggressive douches driving full-size trucks. Let him ride a 50cc drunkcycle the rest of his life and put up with being completely at the mercy of everyone else on the road.

“but many are outright scams, hoaxes or accidents.”
This should be changed to All.

*To the Imperial March*
Duh Duh Duh

...they did weird skits like “Pigs in Space.”