You know hotboxing is bullshit, right? It’s actually impossible to get high from second hand smoke.

That’s a myth. It’s nearly impossible to get high from second hand weed smoke. It’s simply a placebo effect.

I saw a lot of dudes smoke drink their way into bad grades and out of university. It’s not harmless.

Back then the only reason a show like that was cancelled was because of falling ratings since they were no longer cute kids no one wanted to watch.

I never heard that rumor. The one I heard was Manson was the kid in Mr. Belvedere.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

“I have the best numbers. I’m the best at the maths you’ve ever seen.”

Yeah I read that and said WTF? How do 2 people exchange 50,000 texts? Thats 100 texts a day for 500 days. My plan is 200 texts a month and I went over that once. For a like really smart stable genius he needs some help with math.

Don the Con and his crooked pals can fight it all they want. Oil and coal is a dying industry. Solar and wind power are the future.

Philly cheesesteak with extra mayo? GTFO no one puts mayo on a cheesesteak.

OMG her shrill screeching banshee voice. I would rather listen to a ten hour loop of someone dragging their fingernails across a chalkboard.

I learned something new today. The past tense of past is past. Stupid me. I thought it was passed. That was a real covfefe moment.

It’s not a well kept secret that some porn stars escort on the side.

“So what are you changing your name to when Dad gets arrested?”

I remember this troll. They kept changing the number after their name but it’s the same person. They disappeared for a while but I guess they’re back.

No, I didn’t. Rush is #2.

I believe she has remained silent. The first statement is from what told her friend before the NDA. The second reads like it was written by her lawyer who signed her name to it.

Of course she is denying it. That’s how an NDA works. If she says it happened she has to give the money back.

Fucking A right. Clapton’s version of Crossroads. Horrible. The Robert Johnson original is 100x better. Layla. That song sucks. Here’s a cool song I wrote about stealing my best friend’s wife. Isn’t this guitar solo awesome? No. No it’s not.

Trump thinks £500 million is “peanuts”? He wouldn’t recognize a legitimate real estate deal if it bit him on the ass. He’s used to shady deals where some Russian businessman pays 3x what the building is worth in some money laundering scheme and Trump skims a few million for himself.