Of course she is denying it. That’s how an NDA works. If she says it happened she has to give the money back.

Fucking A right. Clapton’s version of Crossroads. Horrible. The Robert Johnson original is 100x better. Layla. That song sucks. Here’s a cool song I wrote about stealing my best friend’s wife. Isn’t this guitar solo awesome? No. No it’s not.

I was into Ice Jams before they were cool.

Trump thinks £500 million is “peanuts”? He wouldn’t recognize a legitimate real estate deal if it bit him on the ass. He’s used to shady deals where some Russian businessman pays 3x what the building is worth in some money laundering scheme and Trump skims a few million for himself.

See, he’s not racist. He has black friends.

But that Kmart/Sears/Macy’s closing stores thing is FAKE NEWS!

I’m sure Big Donny golf pants thinks you should pay for your voter ID card. Maybe one of his lawyers can explain to him that that would be considered a poll tax which is unconstitutional.

Metrics? I don’t think you understand trickle down economics. If you got a bonus last year it was thanks to Donald Trump.

Donny “golf pants” would never reveal Classified information! to a foreign agent.

My dog is at the point where he’s just “fuck it! I’m peeing in the house. You deal with it.”

I will give you guys some serious credit. People from Rochester and Syracuse know how to drive in the snow. I was just there yesterday and it had snowed, as usual, and many of the roads were not plowed and it didn’t seem to phase anyone. Everyone was driving like it was just business as usual. I think I saw one minor…

Is Google Image search racist? The man on the right is Indian American. It’s a scene from Office Space.

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That made think of the Haters Ball from the Chappelle Show.

Slightly? That picture is majorly blurred. There’s also about half a jar of Vaseline on the lens.

Regulations shmegulations. Who needs’em?

Ah, the ol’ you cant fire me I quit. Seen that one a million times.

When I read the headline I said to “myself please be an animal pooping, please be an animal pooping.”