I’m a truck driver and I’ve had tod drive up on sidewalks, go down a one way street the wrong way, drive over curbs and medians etc. Once I had to call the police and have a car towed because it was illegally parked in front of the loading dock and the owner was nowhere to be found. Is a self driving truck going to be…

Wrong! The best salty canned fish is the Sardine>Anchovy>Herring.

Jesse Ventura today. Mungo Jerry yesterday. Where do you come up with this stuff.

But I heard from John Barron (who is totally absolutely positively Not Donald Trump how could you even think that) who is a really good friend of Donald Trump that he is a super great ladies man who has often had to literally fight a group of horny women off with a pointy stick. He can get any women he wants.

TRUMP 2016: I’ll be so tough on China!

Well, it’s almost half so that’s good, right?

Why is this not one of the top comments?

Where’s Woody Harrelson’dad when you need him? Oh, that’s right he died in prison.

That last part really pissed me off.

You know you then pay 6% sales tax on that 18%. So Pennsylvania is taxing you twice.

Fuck those people. They make me ashamed to admit that I live in Pennsylvania. This is why it’s rightfully called Pennsyltucky. And I’m sick of paying 18% tax, which you then pay sales tax on, for a bottle of liquor because of a flood.

Look at that man’s face. He’s realizing he made a bigly mistake.

We get it Donald. Hillary cheated. That’s the only way she could have beat you by 3 million votes.

I assume “chain migration” has something to do with children born to immigrants. Like these:

Does he realize 4 of his 5 children are born to immigrant mothers?

Meaning they feel so comfortable openly displaying their racism under their führer Donny “I’m busy golfing can’t someone else handle it” that they don’t feel the need to hide behind hoods like grandpappy did.

Do you know how hard it is to find a helmet in XXXXXXL?

Is that Ricardo “Mr. Roark” Mantalblan in the white leisure suit leaning against the bar knocking back a couple of martinis while trying to score with the bartender? I’d like to believe it is. Because if I’m on a plane in the 70's I want Ricardo Mantalblan there knocking back a few martinis while trying to score with…

Sunday is only a few days away. Get ready for him to start ranting about the NFL again.