I’m talking about the kind you have to ask the pharmacist for. It’s definitely not as strong as it used to be 15-20 years ago.

You maen like this stuff? I’m sure this made you feel goooooood.

Where can you get real Sudafed? I hadn’t taken it in a long time and bought some for allergies last year and was like “WTF is this shit?” I could tell right away they had changed the formula. Damn tweakers.

I’m seriously starting to think he’s purposely trashing these companies. He trashes GM, Lockheed Martin, etc and sends their stock price plunging. Someone from the Trump Organization buys the stock the next day at the lower price, holds onto it until the price goes back up and makes a tidy profit.

This must be a sponsored post.

It completely blows my mind he actually said this. Like he thinks this is some kind of 50's spy novel. Just because he never learned to use email we have to go backwards in our technology.

Good luck agent Smith on your top secret mission to North Korea. Bring back lots of bigly intel from those losers.

Obama is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney and taught constitutional lawat the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. 

I saw the Godfather in 70mm at the Chinese theater in Hollywood. It was spectacular. I just sat in the theater for 10 minutes after the credits rolled and the lights came on I was so blown away. 

He holds his ears back like that when he’s being affectionate. Normally they’re straight up. But I’m not really an expert in the language of dog ear.

This is my girlfriend’s dog Arnold AKA Boston Arnold (say it with your best New England accent Bahstin Ahnold). He’s 10. He decided one day that we are best friends. I had no choice in the matter. He started getting gray about a year or two ago. I love his gray eyebrows.

Are those the new version of Beats by Dre? Those are sick.

You think Hillary or Bernie could solve the mineshaft gap?

Well clearly the solution is the person with 5 matches gives one to the person with three matches. Now they both have four matches. Problem solved.

That would be hilarious if the only band Trump could get for his inauguration was Canadian.

Isn’t she Canadian? I think she is. Not gonna waste my time and Google her.

I have to take this WSJ story with a very, very large grain of salt. I find it extremely hard to believe any hacker would be foiled by something as simple as a firewall and spam filter.

Firewall and spam filter? No hacker has ever gotten past that. Ever. So someone at the RNC was smart enough to get the free MacAfee trial. That makes me feel a lot better because I have a firewall and spam filter on my home computer so I don’t have to worry about every being hacked. Porn sites here I come.

Is that a seal trying to fuck a penguin? Man, German porn is wierd.

Exactly. Probably when Trump forces Apple to make iPhones in the US and price goes up to $2500. But forcing manufacterers to make their products in the US is another one of Trump’s promises he’s not gonna keep