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Have you tried pulling her hair at recess Donny?

So you’re cool with paying $5000 for an iPhone made n the United States.

Make iPhones in America. Raise the price to $5,000 to cover costs. There’d still be plenty of idiots buying them.

“It’s been 20 minutes since I called Putin. Nobody fucks with me.I’m the President of the United States.”

I noticle this in the rain. I’ll see cars with their taillights off but their headlights are on. Its very strange. My car automatically turns on the headlights when the wipers are on. Maybe thats why? Why would the car automatically turn on the headlights and not the taillights?

It means Grupe is her maiden name. Her married name is Weber. Same person.

I think it’s a combination of all three. Makeup, (are the eyebrows drawn on?) Botox (she’s 64 and not a wrinkle on her face) and I’m positive she’s had some surgery.

I just traded in my 2000 Dodge Intrepid with 140000 miles. KBB said good condition it was worth $1200. The Dodge dealer gave me $300. I was glad to take it. They would have needed to put $2000 into that car to sell it.

Really? You think that overly botoxed tight as a drum face isn’t the result of a plastic surgeon? She wasn’t born with those cat eyes.

I think was the first episode of Disappeared. It was about a girl who went missing from a truck stop. At the end of the episode they find her safe and living on a farm in Oregon. She tells them she’s happy where she is and just ran away to get away from her mother. She says tell my mom im OK but not where i am.

I love the reenactments. Clearly they hire a bunch of non-union actors. I feel bad for some of them because some of the shows the actors don’t even get spoken lines. If the get spoken like es they get extra pay so instead they have to pantomime the scene and it comes off so cheesy.

That lady freaks me out. Way too much plastic surgery.

This sounds a lot like the test I took to get my CDL A. A lot of people actually fail that test the first time as well. A pre trip check of the vehicle is mandatory. And it must be thorough. You must check at least 120 points (I think it was 120 been a few years since I took the test ) on the truck trailer and explain

Hello? Spoiler alert? You totally ruined the suspense.

He once made sweet love to a 76 foot deep hole in the ground in the middle of Chicago while young children watched.

That is the only movie I hated so much I got up and walked out of the theater.

One of my teachers in college was this guy's doppelganger. My roommate who took the same class started calling him Luther. As in "Hey, you going to Luther's class today? " I forgot his real name years ago but I still remember I took a class with a guy who looked almost exactly like Luther from The Warriors.