I'm guessing Jennifer Anniston isn't in this one.

When I was a kid my dad got a seperate phone line put in his home office. This was the early 80's before answering machines. The number was XXX-2222. It was the old number for a florist. I think the florist moved and I don't think the phone company (there was only one) would let you keep your number. We'd sometimes…

She grew up a spoiled rich girl from Pennsylvania. And not even from one of the rural areas of Pennsylvania. A rich suburb near Philly. She moved to Nashville when she was 15. She's 0% authentic country.

That's a mullet. Even with the hat on you can tell he's sport a mullet.

Yep. If she's not fucking you she's fucking someone else. Deal with it guys.

Seriously? No Jack McCoy. Fuck that.

I would ad salt to your #1. I've found that eating salty foods effects my tinnitus. It seems to make the ringing louder.

Ugh. My dad likes to do that. It's one of those dad jokes no one else finds funny, yet to him it never gets old. At this point even the grand kids are sick of hearing it when they watch TV with their Pop.

WTF? No love for the best nature show of all time? Of all time? Marty Stouffer's Wild America. I love that show. I could watch weasels and marmots frolic in the snow all day. And Marty's laid back narration is so cool. Highly reccomended watching while stoned.

My 5 year old nephew can watch that show for hours. He's mezmerized by it.

"Million to one shot Doc."

They're all ripping off the original fat guy and his wife. The Honeymooners.

How does this only have two stars? Is everyone here too young to get this?

So instead of using it for something useful, like detecting a meth lab, they're gonna use it to find out who's growing more then their fair share of pot plants.

I remember when I was about 10 years old my dad woul take me to the local Naval Air Station. The was a parking area at the end of one of the runways and we would watch C 130s take off and land. The closed the parking area shortly after 9/11 and finally closed the base down a few years ago due to budget cuts.

I think he should worry more about the black players on the other team. Some safety is gonna happily pay that fine after he puts Riley Cooper out for a few games with a dirty tackle.

Cool. I didn't have the castle, but I had the airport, the town, and the stable. And the original wood figures, not the plastic ones they have now.

The war of the Roses

+200

If you don't count the Mike Hunt, Ivana Tinkle and the other made up names there's really only like nine signatures. So seven people have signed the petition besides Karen and her husband.