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When I was a kid my dad got a seperate phone line put in his home office. This was the early 80's before answering machines. The number was XXX-2222. It was the old number for a florist. I think the florist moved and I don't think the phone company (there was only one) would let you keep your number. We'd sometimes

She grew up a spoiled rich girl from Pennsylvania. And not even from one of the rural areas of Pennsylvania. A rich suburb near Philly. She moved to Nashville when she was 15. She's 0% authentic country.

That's a mullet. Even with the hat on you can tell he's sport a mullet.

Yep. If she's not fucking you she's fucking someone else. Deal with it guys.

Ugh. My dad likes to do that. It's one of those dad jokes no one else finds funny, yet to him it never gets old. At this point even the grand kids are sick of hearing it when they watch TV with their Pop.

WTF? No love for the best nature show of all time? Of all time? Marty Stouffer's Wild America. I love that show. I could watch weasels and marmots frolic in the snow all day. And Marty's laid back narration is so cool. Highly reccomended watching while stoned.

My 5 year old nephew can watch that show for hours. He's mezmerized by it.

"Million to one shot Doc."

They're all ripping off the original fat guy and his wife. The Honeymooners.

I remember when I was about 10 years old my dad woul take me to the local Naval Air Station. The was a parking area at the end of one of the runways and we would watch C 130s take off and land. The closed the parking area shortly after 9/11 and finally closed the base down a few years ago due to budget cuts.

I think he should worry more about the black players on the other team. Some safety is gonna happily pay that fine after he puts Riley Cooper out for a few games with a dirty tackle.

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If you don't count the Mike Hunt, Ivana Tinkle and the other made up names there's really only like nine signatures. So seven people have signed the petition besides Karen and her husband.

+8,582

I get a total cokehead vibe from Bandy and Jarred (Spelling?). They seem to be snorting up all of the profits and he's got way too much nervous energy.

I still say it whenever I'm watching a hockey game and a player gets a penalty. That and "Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F L A!" That line cracks me up every time I think of it.

I once worked with a guy who was in the Philly mob. He told me this trick. He said he used to use it for insurance scams. You would hire him to steal your car. The fire destroyed all of the evidence , like fingerprints, that he was in your car. It also made sure your car would never be found and returned to you.

The trick is to light the fire from the inside. Stuff newspapers under the dashboard and light them. All that cheap plastic and fabric they make American cars out of burns real good. You're left with nothing but a frame after like 3-4 minutes.

Amateurs. I learned from a pro how to set a car on fire. I used to work with a guy named Vinnie (names changed to protect the guilty) from South Philly who belonged to a certain "family" organization shall we say. One of Vinnie's specialties was insurance fraud. Someone would hire Vinnie. Vinnie would steal their car.

In prison pedophiles are considered the lowest of the low. Hope Jerry is in protective custody or he's gonna get the worst beating of his life from every prisoner that can get close to him. Not that he doesn't deserve that.