I love this. I love that Osama has a sense of humor.

Why did people think he was hiding in a cave in Afghanistan? He was in Pakistan hiding in a mansion with al-quaida sympathizers where we should have been looking for the past 5 years.

Those space hippies were totally stoned.

I agree. I thought the idea of the mob was you kept a low profile. No, I'm not a mobster. I own a trash collection/concrete company. I'm a businessman. That sort of thing. You don't go on a shitty reality show and brag about it.

Countdown to someone committing a crime on TV in 5...4...3...

Mike Judge is a genius. He took the same concept of a guy in a cubicle with an idiot for a boss and made it into a hilarious movie in Office Space. Scott Adams on the other hand took the same material and made working in a cubicle more depressing and pathetic then it is in real life.

He's clearly a genius. He made millions off a one joke comic strip.

The same organization that certifies baptisms and circumcisions.

*Sigh* I remember the day when the at least 4 or 5 of these would be Flyers fights. The days of the Broad Street Bullies are looong gone.

I can't wait to see how many people start posting this link on facebook as proof that aliens are real and this is definite proof of the government/illuminati/Freemason/Trilateral comission/Bilderberger conspiracy.

You mean the non existent person on the other end? The phone is a prop not connected to anything. That's why they call it acting.

You realize it's often not real food right? It's just a prop. Actors don't often eat the food because they don't want to get filled up or drunk eating or drinking through 10 or more takes. Sometimes a spit bucket is close by for the actor to spit the food out before swallowing it as soon as the director yells cut.

Everyone realizes that these are movie and TV shows and not real life right? They are just acting like they are talking to someone on they phone. There is actually no one on the other end and thus no one to offend. It is a prop phone. It's not connected to anything. Sometimes they are talking to themselves. Or there…

Because asking for a particular brand is considered free advertising for that product. This is why you always see actors drink a beer and the label is always positioned away from the camera. Even though you know it's a Heineken bottle showing the label is considered advertising. This is why reality shows blur out…

Being the best Kardashian show is like winning the award for best landfill in New Jersey.

Substitute the word band for bRand in the title and the point is excatly the same. "Nobody actually like your band's stupid facebook page".

I first read this as "Nobobdy actually likes your band's stupid Facebook page". Which also applies.

I know exactly what you mean. The bartender at my local bar has a facebook page for his band and I get bombarded with invites to his shows. I gave your page a like but that's as far as it goes. I'm not driving 50 miles to some dive bar to hear your bluegrass band play. I hate bluegrass music.

#7 You mean a Chinese restaurant is one of the WORST places on earth. Not worse. Worse is a comparative term. Worse means it it worse then something else. Get it right.

WTF is up with the page layout? Everything after the first 4 stories is overlapped by the column on the right and the headline is cut off. Another win for the new layout.