If only there were some central authority charged with protecting the best interests of the game, something might be done about this.

Thank you for participating in our fan experience survey! Concerning the issue of Chief Wahoo - would you say our beloved mascot:

"Non stop passes from best friend to best friend"

...Hyperrealistic blood?

Peterson only got 13 carries? I didn't watch the game, can someone explain why they kept giving the ball to a guy who likely doesn't know 5% of their playbook?

Those are lawyers and reporters?!? I thought it was a picture of Mark Cuban and the Minnesota Timberwolves.

YOUR WRONG TOM HE PLAYED FOR ALABAMA YOU SUCK RTR

Stan died the right way.

Since then, the Red Sox have won two titles, the Patriots two Super Bowls, the Celtics an NBA championship, and the Bruins a Stanley Cup. There's hope for everyone.

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
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“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

Fuck that, hail mary time.

I'm not even going to pretend I read this. Just hit the fucking star and recommend this comment.

[sees article, cums]

What the fuck is wrong with Nordic people.

Oh my God, that's the guy! That's the guy who stole all my credit cards.

Poor kid's clearly fallen off the radio flyer again.

Understandably, Johnson was also booted from a recent Flock Of Seagulls show.

That explains why Brian Mccann was waiting in front of Puig's front door last night

To hear their fans tell it, the Cardinals invented baseball. So who'd know better than them how it's supposed to be played?

You were hoping to be the devil's advocate and lure in a huge group of dirty rednecks that would trash talk in countless broken sentences and misspelled words.