Biogenesis documents showing the names of three previously unidentified players were leaked to Yahoo Sports earlier this year by Alex Rodriguez's "inner circle."

That list definitely needs a (Dis)honorable mention section: Fred Smoot, Mossy Cade, Erasmus James, Michael Bennett, Spergeon Wynn, Wasswa Serwanga, Chris Dishman, Chris Hovan, Jeff Brady, Koren Robinson, Dwight Smith, Bryant McKinnie, Kelly Campbell, Dennis Green, Jarvis Redwine, D.J. Dozier, Onterrio Smith, Red…

I don't know that Cutler's parked in a Handicapped spot yet.

No Game Gear until game day? But how else will the time pass on those road trips?

Sadly he sold it outside the store for twenty bucks.

This sucks.

What's the best idea you ever came up with, only to find out that it had already been created long ago?

@OdenGreg @UKCoachCalipari I know what you mean. My staff works HARD. It is a hard-working staff.

Intoxicated

You can always sue them for liable.

They left out the best part.

"Hey Buddy, what do you think of these facilities?"

You're with me, feathered.

I remember going to the Marlins' game where McGwire hit (If I'm recalling correctly) #56 and #57 that year. They actually had to open some of the normally closed off sections in the outfield and upper deck to accommodate the fans.

I went into the restaurant furious and jumped over the counter and attacked the cashier.

It's not that unheard of. Most games, the Astros get waxed.

The only disappointing thing from last night was that he never cupped his ears, Hulk Hogan-style.

"We simply recorded statements and spoke with all involved parties," averred a St. Augustine police spokesman. "Anyone who referred to an arrest in this Jones-Drew matter must be thinking of some kind of unbelievable fantasy bust."

I personally believe that Washington Wizards are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have tats and, uh, I believe that our ink like such as in Miami and, uh, the OKC, everywhere like such as...