I will corroborate in equally Upper Midwestern North Dakota we called it Keep Away. We are very boring people.

I can't wait to play NCAA Football 14 using "key players from the SEC" who are obviously fictional such as Jimmy "Jimmy Football" Mantell and DJ McFarin.

+1 crack commando unit.

I would expect nothing less from the producer of Big Rigs. You're winner indeed, Mr. Titov.

I tried playing the spinoff, Stanford Prison Architect, but my guards were always in berserk mode.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought of Taker when I saw this.

The Tigers' owner was definitely hot 'n' ready to offer that extension.

Pictured: Bore Eagle.

Thanks to this announcer, now no one is going to have their interest piqued when I announce my new MMA/BDSM crossover porn "Rear Naked Choke."

Rex Ryan closed this article as soon as he found out she didn't drive Bear Foot.

Wow, about half of those are in two conferences (Big South and Southern). I think Georgia, the Carolinas, and Virginia are just one big college blob.

I was hoping that the Dubstep gun was kill people by dropping the bass on them.

MIT was apparently implicated too. They should have quit while they were ahead. This one was just a Cambridge too far.

Jones really should have known the only way to get rich quickly is something involving sitting at your computer. I'll have to ask all of these commenters how their brother-in-laws/uncles/old roommates got so wealthy.

Don't worry too much. Those things will probably self-destruct after the Empire finds out that the Rebels are on Hoth and not on the golf course.

If by some ridiculous fluke he needs surgery on his thumb, we're calling it a Han-job, right?

You know you got to fall while you ball. That's the only way you gonna get the call.

I kind of want to see Victor Cruz win, then leave the Giants as a restricted free agent so EA has to create a replacement cover like they did with Brett Favre when he went to the Jets.

So the player who wants huge money and is coming off a major injury is standing in front of a glass pyramid designed by I.M. Pei? Sounds about right.

It's just some dude who lost his arm in an accident and got a replacement in the form of Kojima's arm. There's some weird internal conflict going on right now.