I found a good compromise.

Hey Chris —

OK this is a fairly lengthy tale, so try to bear with me.

The sheepskin decelerates and muffles the wind from the pilot's anus so as not to disturb the passengers.

I live maybe 10 minutes from there and followed the case.

I still think that they should've picked the F-23.

Pro Tip: This isn't a $250,000 supercar.