Bryce Dallas Howard: “The role’s mine, bitch! Back off or Imma gut you like a fish!”

On an unrelated note (and also to brag slightly) I went on a blind date this weekend with a young lady who looks just like Jessica Chastain. While we both had a good time, I very much doubt I’ll ever see her again because she was obviously way out of my league. I felt like someone who had won a contest to practice…

“but she hit most of the notes.”

Minnie Driver singing awfully, then signaling up-yours to a Russian mobster, always puts a smile on my face.

Can’t imagine why this came to mind.

Turn the sound on.

I thoroughly enjoyed “Let’s Get it Started” when I heard first it on the radio and NBA on TNT commercials...

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

I feel it’s not among IV’s best work. I suspect the movie was so boring he couldn’t be bothered truly eviserating it.

Thankyou, IV. This is the kind of critical analysis you just don’t get at the New Yorker.

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

Now I’m.picturing Samson as a Biblical Johnny Bravo.

The Prince of Egypt is pretty darn good about it. With hands down the greatest “explaining to someone that you just talked to God” scene ever.

Billy Zane? Oh, how heartbreaking. I guess everybody’s gotta eat.

Frankly I’m most shocked by the fact that Kevin Sorbo isn’t playing Sampson.

With a heavy does of stupidity, since the “real” Samson (assuming he existed) would have been pretty damn brown. It’s a source of continual amusement to me that white American Christians routinely think of (and depict) Biblical figures as being Caucasian.

Samson - Kills a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass

Pitting this as the Godly alternative to Black Panther really highlights the white supremacist underpinnings of American evangelicals.

God I hate when that “opiate of the masses” line is used. It instantly invalidates any intellectual claims that the writer or character can make, because it is NEVER understood in the proper context. Marx was discussing opium in the context of the 1840s, when it was seen as a source of good, a pain reliever and…