My personal favourite: Shuttle Loop... without the loop.

Furthering the point that Hollywood is creepy as fuck and will come up with any excuse it can think of to sexualize a child.

I’m not saying Steven Seagal and Sebastian v. Gorka are the same person, but has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

A man that has perpetually resonated as ‘skeevy to the 10th power’ was photographed groping a minor? Color me not shocked.

Whenever i played roller coaster tycoon, i loved to put all the angry customers on a little island. The only way to get off the island was to ride a slide ride, but they were to angry to ride any rides so they just walked around in circles raging at each other. Meanwhile, i would spend as much money as possible hiring…

Creating death trap rides in RCT was amazing. My favorite was the ride that just went straight up a tower. If you made the tower too short, it would go up and then... kablaam!

-Kelly LeBrock

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

And by ‘girlfriends’, Seagal meant Thai hookers.

NOT STEVEN SEAGAL! I don’t... Actually, yeah. That checks out.

Please stop these needless inflammatory attacks on Seagal, so we can return our rapt attention to his authoritative views on what it takes to be a patriotic American.

Everyone - and I mean *everyone* - made a coaster in RCT which went off the rails but set it as active without testing it first.

Everyone.

Olivia Coleman?!

I’m guessing that at some point around season 7 or 8 they’ll get Dame Helen in? She obviously enjoys working with Peter Morgan (having played the role for him both in film and subsequently on the stage), I’m sure she’d be up for a prestige drama series tying into and tying together two of her most acclaimed…

I’m sick and tired of older, established actresses stealing parts from the next generation. How are we ever supposed to develop new stars if all the best roles are going to actresses over 40?

Let’s say Coriolanus. He didn’t drag that movie down.

The Raid is incredibly overrated. It’s just another well shot martial arts film. They do nothing with the SWAT angle at all. There’s no characters, therefore no one to root for or against. It’s just a sea of indifference. There’s no suspense and that really kills any good action movie.

I thought I was the only one who felt this way about the movie. If all you want is fantastic fight choreography, then great, it’s amazing. Apparently that’s enough for some folks. But it takes about half the movie to get to a plot and character development that’s even somewhat interesting. After a while, all the…

Because writers don’t know anything about business.

I watch the footsball, and I kept seeing ads for this and thinking, “Wow, it’s like they programmed a computer for ‘most socially irresponsible concept for the contemporary climate ever’ and this is what it spit out.”