He’s been beating this drum for a while now. You’d think his arm would get tired.

I mean, it’s Herzog. That’s as much of a blanket “worth watching” as humanly possible.

Entirely possible that since the first half was ultimately a complete story, they didn’t want to assume too much and decided to wait and see, particularly since New Line has had previous issues with horror remakes.

Well, if the idea is to replace as the obstacle to true love, the stigma of a big nose with race, then this sounds pretty interesting. Just so long as Roxane is safe.

The devil’s curse is that it’s copious amounts of Danny Trejo nudity.

Danny Trejo is a national treasure. There are many folk out there that love a stupid fun B-Movie and he is one of the kings of ridiculous B-Movies.

The moral of the movie is......goth kids are weirdos and undeserving of friendship?

Unfriended was surprisingly solid and with a bit better acting and a different final shot, could have been great. In terms of names that threw me off, finding out that William Moseley is a distinct person from great genre stalwart Will Moseley is the most disappointing (but hey, at least it has Connor Paolo of…

As abhorrent and tone deaf as that ending was it was also a class warfare revenge fantasy where the lower class literally fucks the uppermost class in the ass.

This is a movie that doesn’t only beat the crap out of proto-Trump voters, it also makes its villain a climate change advocate. It was also directed by a Brit who’s probably laughing at your attempt to map his movie to your left/right political divide.

The first movie had the gall to claim being appalled by its mass murder of backwards rubes — poor Colin Firth was forced to kill them! — while also clearly enjoying said mass murder. It wasn’t ambivalent or intriguing, just cowardly and incoherent and it’s worth noting if the sequel has similar bullshit.

“Matt Damon to play Doctor Who”

It’s hard to describe really, but the simplest way to put it:

The only other movie I can compare it to is maybe Hotline Miami, which are both such misguided sincere works attempting to be rousing crowdpleasers while also unintentionally conveying the bizarre personal philosophy and history of their creators.

For me, it’s because Wiseau attached so much importance to the story, and it comes through in the movie even through all of the terrible acting and awful production values. There’s a throughline that doesn’t exist in, say, Plan 9 from Outer Space, that somehow everything in The Room is supposed to matter, that it…

The Room is lovable bad.

It’s the audacity with which it carries itself. Most bad films are just bad films - they’re poorly made with poor acting and poor writing. The Room is all those things, but it delivers its crap with the self-important gravitas of a Terrence Malick film. It’s patently obvious — because he’s completely lacking in any…

Hairspray, the 2007 version is one of my favorite movies and having seen other actors play Link, nobody comes close to Zac Efron. He was awesome in that.

And you liked Nick Rivers, I hope????

To me, he'll always be Nick Rivers, the king of the Skeet-rockers.