What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Totally! I mean, what was he trying to get to on the other side of the road? Absolution? Salvation? Forgiveness? Or where his endless attempts at road crossing just an expression of self-destructive tendencies? Did he, in some deep place in his heart, -want- one of the cars to hit him? Do we, the players, secretely…

Jokes require context and more than one word.

“Sir, we’ve analyzed the footage from this ‘PewDiePie’ person like you asked us to, and we’ve determined that the youths like excessive screaming and forced quirkiness.”

Don’t forget the 24 year-old teacher tied to a cinder block at the bottom of a pond:

I mean... we have to talk about how Wolfenstein’s BJ Blazkowicz, Commander Keen, and Doom Guy are all related, right?

....as explicitly mentioned in the article.

If you can’t find the door, just enter IDSPISPOPD.

I guess we wont be able to watch replays and order hot dogs from our Nintendo DS’ anymore.

Splatoon, Mario Maker, FE Fates and Xenoblade Chronicles X, which you forgot. If you ask me, that’s more good games than most, if any, game companies put out in a ny given year... you could also make a case for Yoshi’s Woolly World, and then there’s also a couple digital only games that Nintendo released to great…

That’s already waaaay more than other companies have done.

Seriously, people need to remember that Nintendo is still just one company.

This doesn’t make much sense to me. Did Holmes have to move his ball back in this instance?

I thought it was only in reference to the N64 port, which was pretty dark.

You have to be pretty entitled to be angry that a Japanese game releases in Japan a whole TWO WEEKS before the West.

I’m sorry, but as an artist and writer myself that mentality really pains me. I wish less people had that mentality

Arcade Mode yet?

Yep, my hopes were raised and dashed in an instant when these came out. The quality is fantastic aaaaaaaand the colors are switched. Sounds minor but a little research could’ve fixed that. Seems like a pretty basic thing to mess up. Maybe it’s petty but growing up I used go out of my way to be able to play Lance (I…

My only complaint with the Contra set is they got the character colors wrong. I remember “Arnold” wearing blue, and “Sylvester” wearing red.

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least