Haven't read this article because the Inaccurate Title throws me off!

1) You don't know what I know... (seriously!)
2) I doubt there is any Shit in Gatorade, let alone it being full of it

I know Charlie is reposting this article but try and use your combined editorial experience to do a better job. Like many here, I am…

Deadspin:
Taking the fun out of everything since 2005.

I did find it on SmashBoards, but this evidence is courtesy of HUELEN10 from NeoGaf.

My mom never had a problem with it...my wife, on the other hand...

They're not the ones that had to remove the essential peripheral of their consoles because nobody would buy it. They're also laughing at another company trying to pierce into the mobile console market.

Nintendo says the same thing about Sony and the Vita :D

First of I was joking, second there is a difference between being told once and what you described in your first post, where your mother let you play until she just took away the system. Third being born in the USSR I can relate to having strict parents.

I'm not being smug, I'm pointing out that the answer to his question for the most part is to read the books. I watch this show with my husband, he doesn't read books and thus has no idea what's going to happen. I don't tell him, and I enjoy watching his reaction to things I know are coming. He's experiencing the same…

I'm counting very few games that missed their target date.

That's it, I'm buying a WiiU.

I think they're all more Wes Andersen fans..

How are the ears, sitting on top of her head, possibly not clear?

Meanwhile, the "Trending on Related Blogs" corner is a Gawker article that is a boiled down version of a consumerist post.

'ubisofts failure to communicate'?? Eat a dick. I'm glad they didn't feed into this bullshit.

Also, you can all take your tampons out. Your collective tears were apparently enough to get Ubisoft to knee jerk react and change the cover. Grats to all you pieces of shit, you're the cause of all kinds of wonderful self-censorship lest you cry your little baby tears about how something is so grossly offensive when…

Videographer?

Get a pro controller. it is the best

No totally buddy - a camera crew following this guy around all the goddamn time isn't going to affect his ability to prepare for something that requires you to focus your entire life on it.

So that was you in this commercial?