How is it that sarah j parker's shoe was not nailed to her foot?

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit"

NBC: "Turning 30 seconds worth of comedy into 4 minutes since 1926" (Seinfeld not included)

This seems like the most logical thing.

You may have missed the part about Smash Bros, Mario Kart 8, X, Bayonetta 2 and Child of Light.

Today I learned...

Instead of writing something no one cares about,why no just get one? It's extremely cheap.

I don't think this is really a "sports" game...

Several of the original games are also on iOS. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ace-att…

Good. I've only been confused by his absence since the original Smash Bros. He's the most logical Nintendo character for a fighting game.

When you say "NSFW" does that mean if I'm in my office with the door shut its ok to watch?

I would love to play you at this. I am obnoxiously good at it too.

i wish they remade that game in hd, one of my top 5 games on the n64

so who else besides you guys on gawker speak of this animosity?

What animosity? What scorn? He's just some random guy winning on Jeopardy and then Kotaku/Gawker is talking about him "HACKING" Jeopardy.

Toxic wasted!

Naw, Robocop holds right the fuck up. Verhoeven's black comedy about amoral corprate excess is still as pertinent today as when written, the action is still intense and the poor dude who got toxic-wasted is still as disturbing as fuck.

As a proud Spokanite, I'd like to point out that Jezebel picked up this story because of the immediate actions of, well, Spokanites. Within a day of posting their menu, it was written about by our local alt-weekly, 100s of people went to their facebook page in dissent and an organized protest was scheduled. Reading…

Ryse

....No, I wasn't trying to be cool or original, I thought that's what we were calling it? I'm sorry, did I offend you?