You win, or you lose. Complaining that that's "overwhelmingly binary" is like complaining that the rain is wet. It's a harsh reality, deal with it.

There are 240 unlocks overall, if memory serves. Some are hint cards (in fact maybe a third of them are). Some are 9-Volt's micro-games, playable on their own. But I think at least 60+ are toys. Maybe more. There's a LOT in there.

Oh please, let's call it what it is.

Err, just in my mind.

See...this is why I don't deal with the whole man/woman/trans/xeno/hydra/quadro/blended/neutral/mixed/furry whatever the fuck you kids call yourselves these days. I'm not dealing with it.

You have successfully constructed a monumental labyrinth in which to navigate gender. I'm sure you're very proud of yourselves.…

The controversy is about the fact that he guy said that the definition of a woman is someone with a vagina. I'm sorry, but this is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

The problem with this argument is that Prometheus was really good and it's a film and Deus Ex, was pretty mediocre and it's a game.

I hated deus ex, loved prometheus.

I think you should have included the Rage/Dark Souls image instead. Too many people are just discussing this image because of Prometheus instead of reading the article...

Prometheus is going to end up being one of those Love it or Hate it movies isnt it?

Or more importantly, enter the Konami code?

I'm going to put this out there. There is no way I can accurately play Contra on my iDevice as well as a NES controller. I cannot fathom the amount of difficulty in this version. Holy balls.

Hey atleast he wasn't trying to push his ideals of femininity onto that woman like the ones that don't even exist like that one time with Dragons Crown followed by name calling and accusations of pedophilia at the audience's expense. Kotaku's finest, gentlemen.

Seriously, how do women even deal with it! I mean, He looked at her! She didnt even notice, thats how bad it is! My god.

I agree, its a bad assumption on the mans part. But is being seen as been told your beautiful is a negative comment? For instance, one day a girl said to me "you got a cute nose" which is really bizarre. But its a complement neither the less. She could have said "Your an ugly arsehole". For all we know, that guy was a…

Release a furry controller that licks you when you pet it.

I've never agreed with this argument. People say their system isn't worth getting, yet they scramble to want the games on "their" console of choice. That is the whole reason you buy a system. You want their games so bad, you buy the console that they are designed for. Period. Look at Sega, it's a shell of their…

Fuck them both... Bow down to your master.

Dude, you're making it extremely difficult not to respond to everyone one of your "woe is me posts", but if your child is crying in the next room, you put the controller down, whether or not you have a pause button.

It's true!