The first thing to note about this paragraph is that it, like most of the rest of the column, is written in a nigh-unintelligible Sports Guy patois that verges on complete fucking gibberish.

Probably because my posts are whiny but relevant while your posts are just whiny.

That’s just one alternate headline that focuses on the news and leaves out the personal opinion veiled as fact.

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Sheiky Baby must make some bomb chicken wings.

Julius skin for Jax please!

It’s not news!

It could be I’m just salty because I’m not that far in the game and would have loved to learn that he is gay the way the developers had intended. Instead this is how I learned it...

Uh I said it’s not pandering?

I think he’s talking about the article “making the fact stand out” not the actual game. He’s against Kotaku making it a headline when the developers were trying to be progressive by NOT making a big deal out of it.

Yeah spoilers for this game are being thrown around with no caution. I get the story is short, but it’s been out for 1 day!

NetherRealm was smart to make this just a casual piece of character backstory. Not in your face or pandering or anything like that, super classy and progressive.

Why is it so hard for me to read and make sense of this?

The lack of corn rows kind of pops her corny theory.

Just curious, do you conduct your interviews with AOL Instant Messenger?

Talk to just about anyone who works in gaming about the message board NeoGAF and you’ll hear the same thing said, often with shame, every time: “Oh yeah, it’s, uh, a guilty pleasure.”

Plus it’s the only way to unlock Johnny Cage’s Ninja Mime costume, Farmer Jax, and MK2 Kitana and Mileena.