But there is, as established in countless playground arguments, such a thing as infinity plus one.

more immortal than the average human

I think you are thinking about Rory Calhoun 

Rory Kinnear? The person who’s always standing and walking?

You and I obviously have very different expectations for the shows we watch

Let’s hope Sauron doesn’t force him to sodomize a pig.

My favorite Onion headline from around the time Supersize Me was in theaters:

Taking a swim is good exercise and an excellent way to get Fit.

That doc was full of similar touches where Spurlock was not just going after McDonalds for its food, he was making huge assumptions about the people who ate there, without interrogating why cheap, high-calorie food would appeal to a certain economic bracket.

Supersize Me’s whole premise is like buying a Ferrari and going “Oh, this thing can hit 200mph and I can drive it in traffic? WELL GOSH I GUESS FERRARI WANTS ME TO DRIVE IT IN TRAFFIC AT 200MPH SO I BETTER DO IT.”

Olympic athletes fucking love McNuggets.

Amusingly Twitter was dunking on him this week, well that’s some timing.

These people are not very civic minded.

Dang these Pepsi Prank ads have gotten out of control.

Yes, and his name is The Big LePlowski.

I am not joking.

Top Gun: Maverick worked and someone really needs to study that one for the secret sauce. Most of the others have been kind of bad to serviceable.

My understanding is that he was following the instructions that tournament gave players.

I’m shocked that they are proceeding with the charges. Between these videos and the officer not turning on his body camera, I don’t see a non embarrassing outcome for the city.

As currently implemented, daytime running lamps turn on lights on the front of the car, and not on the rear. The problem is that the selection ALSO lights up the dashboard - just as if your night time lights were operating. As a result, and especially during the winter, almost every night I run up on vehicles which…

Good luck proving that Elvis is dead, I saw three of him in Vegas last week.