Thank god. When I heard the news, I was so scared, it was like that time I was stuck in a marsh with Henry Longfellow and he showed me his back tattoo.

Roseanne will be played by Bob Newhart.

LOL, the DW-12 is significantly better looking than the IR-05. 

Trust me, Americans have been trying to get rid of him since you did, but fucker is like a cockroach. 

Piers Morgan should not be platformed. We generally don't pay him any attention in the U.K.

There was a late caution for Kyle Busch’s spin, it would have been a close race stages or not.

Its a head scratcher for sure.

A.J. Foyt has to be at the top of the list. His record of wins in multiple racing disciplines will never be equaled. First 4 time winner at Indy. Only driver to win Indy, Le Mans, Daytona 500, and 24 hours of Daytona. He could win on any type of track, from 1/4 mile dirt to road course. To quote Smokey Yunick,” A.J.…

Mario is certainly a top contender for overall greatest race driver. He’s competed and won in so many categories (F1, dirt track, NASCAR, LeMans, IROC, CanAm, etc...)

Jim Clark. That guy did some amazing driving in a time when it was crazy to be going that fast in those cars. 

His and Ryan Gosling’s recent tonsorial moves indicate that 2024 is to men’s hair what 1980 was to pop music: Nobody knows what the hell they’re supposed to be doing.

What a bizarre critique. The special was funny;  like, really fucking funny. He revealed as much as he needed to in order to make the jokes work. Not every special needs to be doing some sort of Hannah Gadsby style confession.

The Elephant Man thing was a really, really long walk to get basically nowhere. Dropping in an anachronism is not inherently funny, and the fact it wasn’t even explained made it worse.

I have never been a Seinfeld fan, but I must say the man looks extraordinarily great to be 70.

Weird how a guy who co-created one of, if not the most successful sitcom of all time gets so much access.

You say that now, but just wait until jae’s jedi character goes into the office to give a bad report on the murder investigation only for a young precinct captain by the name of YODA, who will say something along the lines of, “up my ass, the senate judiciary committee is, sent an intern to oversee the investigation,…

You say “octogenarian hedonist” like it’s a bad thing.

He didn’t die, he just returned to his home planet.

I was half expecting this to be a slideshow?