I should have clarified; I want LOCAL co-op and the current LAN party setup still requires an Internet connection... for reasons?... and a PC to act as the host. I want what Halo and Halo II had, where all you needed was a bunch of Xboxes.

Without co-op and local LAN parties, I reject the idea that any Halo could feel like a franchise peak. Yes, I’m old. Yes, I’m grumpy.

You haven’t heard K-pop until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon.

The real Meg was the friends you made along the way!

I hope the movie ends with Jonas finally learning to tie a necktie and the Meg saying “I hadn’t realized that you were a man of such elegant manners and dress; I will now leave you and your friends alone and return to the deep.”

Why? Because there’s so many of them, mostly masked, interchangeable, without distinguishable personalities or backstories, and forgotten as fast as we’re introduced to them? Wait, maybe I’m thinking of the Knights of Ren.

I’ve seen plenty of people claim that being fat carries no health risks as a part of body positivity.  I do not want fat people to feel bad about themselves.  I’m telling my own story about how I was fat and how I felt about it then, if you think that means I want fat people to feel bad about themselves it says a lot…

For the record, this is the troll account impersonating the real Doctor.

I think “these are just disgruntled former employees who are making things up about me” would be an easier sell for her PR team if there had not immediately been several other ex-employees who are not party to the lawsuit coming out of the woodwork to chime in “yeah working for Lizzo is a fucking nightmare.”

(spits out Washington’s wooden dentures)

I think Cocaine Bear and Wet Hot American Summer exist in the same universe. If they make the sequel Wet Hot American Cocaine Bear Summer, I’m 100% in. 

I thought Roy Wood was head and shoulders above everyone else.

There was a study done about who is paying for all these microtransactions and 1% of players funds that vast majority of sales.

When you are casting deformed European aristocrats who else would you get?

I love Tina Fey’s story in her book about that 30 Rock episode. It was basically the last episode produced as part of the order for the first half of the first season. The ratings weren’t great so they didn’t know if they would be picked up for the rest of the season. There was a debate among the writers if they…

This is what I was thinking. Kind of like “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles”.

I think it would be great to see Billy Dee as a bookending narrator either for the Lando series itself, or each episode. That’s the one thing that I think would have elevated Solo to something more memorable, making Lando the storyteller so certain aspects of the plot could be chalked up to unreliable narrator. 

I think the musical episode is fine, but they should have waited to do it in season 3. This is the third “stunty” episode out of 10. You can’t make a cake all out of frosting.

Come on, you can’t call it Saw X and not have Jigsaw rampaging on a spaceship.

so you’re a time traveler?