I want so badly to sympathize with these recipients of unwanted text messages...but I can’t. For one thing, they almost certainly opted in, and while that obviously shouldn’t prevent them from opting out later I think the relative benignity of text messages - as compared to phone calls - makes asking for monetary…

It means I can finally catch up on my backlog of shows.

Finally, someone explains what really matters: how it effects me.

Culver’s Signature Sauce is their effing delicious ROOT BEER!

“Cheesy ranch sauce” is about the most Wisconsin thing possible.

Higher speed limits can be perfectly safe... IF it’s paired with good driver training and regular driver retraining as is done in places like Germany.

Either that, or the end of Holy Grail where the cops show up and arrest everyone.

Just give the executive a whole bunch of cocaine and they’ll be fine. 

I hope there’s a musical number. 

Why am I starting to expect the end of Deadpool 3, to be along the lines of the end of Blazing Saddles? Just throw away all illusion of a movie, tear down the 4th wall, then have a massive fight over it’s remains.

and that’s not a bad thing! Maybe we could have prevented Zazloff!

Just imagine trying to explain Deadpool 3 to a movie exec in 1993 with those images as visual aids. It would probably destroy them.

Godzilla is BACK -- and he’s already disinvited somebody. 

I’m sorry but I’m not watching a show about makeup, naked fighting or not.

I prefer romantic rom-com comedies. 

...the latest film action film...

In Dogman, does the man get in a horrible accident and have a dog’s head grafted onto his body? And if so, does he begin working as a police officer?

The secret of Marvel’s early success was that Stan Lee was constantly ribbing the readers from the sidelines, going, “Can you believe this crazy shit, True Believers?” There was always a near-perfect balance of melodrama and ridiculousness. And then the fans went pro and everything got super-serious and mature. And…

Just took 23 years to get him in that suit!

I do enjoy how the Deadpool movies are little love letters to how gloriously stupid these franchises are and the exact amount of seriousness with which they should be taken