I suppose you think you're above it all, but really, you're just anise hole.

He's just a poor boy from a rich family, spare him the lies from the failed NYT!

My puns may be vanilla, but they are certainly not cheap.

Then maybe he should have mustard more energy for it.

Someone already made a thyme pun, so this attempt only gets parsley credit.

New York Times inciting, very very frightening.

So sage we all.

I assume that was at Hopscotch. I didn't get to see her there, but I did manage to catch her at Cat's Cradle, which was fantastic both for the incredible intimacy of the venue and for the stage dive she did during her encore, mic in hand and singing the entire time. Her music's not entirely in my repetitive listening…

I saw the closing night of the Monster tour in Atlanta, and that goes double for me.

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If you can't tell when Kellyanne Conway is lying, you might need new batteries for your hearing aid.

I'm a big fan of Sophie B. Hawkins.

The most likely explanation is that Ms. Perry reminds President Trump of his daughter.

Catastrophic global atmospheric temperature rise will also keep them warm.

If the Trump administration is worried about the optics of its staff putting on weight, they might also want to see about replacing the President.

The worst part is that people keep raising the steaks.

You're treating this like it's all some big game.

Muppets come in colors other than white.

I have a feeling we're all going to egret this.

I feel a little sorry for Evil James Cromwell. I'm sure he just wants to go home to wreak havoc on the Mirror Universe.