This nation's hyperbole is the worst it's ever been. It's a disaster.

I actually didn't have to google it. Thanks, Nikki Glaser!

Between Timeless, Frequency, and Legends of Tomorrow, I'm wishing I had a time machine so I could go back in time and change history so there were a few more seasons of Futurama.

I like to think that my vote is not for sale. But let's be honest, physical torture of Martin Shkreli is pretty close to my price.

Please please please let this show star Ellen Greene and Swoosie Kurtz.

The video is terrifying because it's like there are dozens of Donald Trump clones hiding underneath the deck.

At least it was only his Walk of Fame star and not the signed cement impression of his tiny, tiny handprints.

Adult-sized hands.

We're going to get upvoted so much, you may get tired of upvotes.

"Are you saying boo or Boo-ernie Sanders says Hillary has bad judgement?"

You forgot about Starbox.

Hmm, this gives me a really good idea for effective millennial vote suppression.

When I watch Timeless I can't shake the feeling that someone has gone back in time and changed history so that Sliders now stars Abigail Spencer instead of Sabrina Lloyd.

Benantia Trump is streets ahead of Cartoon Donald Trump (and Cartoon Hillary Clinton).

"Okay, Mr. President, you passed your interview. You can have Larry Wilmore's old timeslot."

I want to hug Adam Savage. With or without the Totoro costume.

"The Spotify playlist is rigged, folks. It's a rigged playlist."

The concept of Donald Trump as a presidential candidate was created by and for the Chinese in order to make the U.S. non-competitive.

I feel like I'm in the minority here, but MML didn't really sell me with the aired episodes (and I say this as a completely unironic fan of Phineas and Ferb). Obviously I'm still going to keep watching because Weird Al, but I think the only really hilarious moment for me was the teacher's amorous desk speech.

I'm not really sure there's an alternative, given the timing on the video clips to occupy the costume changes. Yeah, I'd love an unplugged show where he could just do whatever a la Springsteen, but you can't fault the craftsmanship of the show he does put on.