Isn’t that the whole point of the joke wheel covers, that these things are routinely upside down?

A certain segment of the Wrangler’s target demographic would love that. They’d never stop talking about how it’s “military grade” or “tactical” while pointing out all of their stickers that mimic the warning labels on military vehicles.

Boeing genuinely used this solution on the early 747s. They had an oscillation problem that was solved by putting a slug of depleted uranium in the outboard engines as a tuned mass damper. 

Just the left side, yes?

It’s hard to tip over if you can’t go over 30mph. 

Yep. That’s super disgusting that they were bullying him. Still not sure why he rage quit though. It’s a video game. Just finish it, be done, and collect the check. Too many of these guys forget they are paid to advertise. They just get to race to do that. As soon as you start damaging their brand despite your… Read more

Um, everybody went silent on the stream, no one thought what he said was OK.

If you haven’t seen “Uppity,” go watch that movie. Read more

There was an Twilight Zone episode like that. “The Fear” https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734638/

They could finally do justice to this amazing concept. I feel that while the idea itself was quite brilliant, it was let down somewhat by the execution:

Many years ago, now, I had a similar thought for a custom graphic on my MINI.  Take my own finger prints, and have custom vinyl cut so that I had my fingers on the passenger side, and my thumb on the driver side.  Think pullback, spring-loaded car.  I didn’t have the funds to make this happen, but I still think it… Read more

Just what I look for on the used market.  Some other dudes unique biological information smeared all over the car.

I dunno. But I think a global navy that patrols shipping lanes and keeps them safe and free from piracy is a pretty good way to not only serve the American people but the global community as a whole. Plus it comes with some great benefits of trade, strengthening economic ties, and building better working relationships… Read more

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

I came here for jokes, and I was not disappointed. Thanks you Jalopnik commentariate, when I find a better way to spend time I will let everyone know.

@I love me some cleavage: The politician has probably screwed more people.

I love ebay questions: Read more

@BullittFan_Fords4Life: Everything causes cancer in CA. They should put a warning label on the state... get it out of the way.

@Lotus7: Hopefully he includes a power washer with some industrial strength cleaner too.

The similarities between Mr. North's co-stars and this car are amazing... Read more