I love Eric Roberts but the amazing awfulness on display in that clip of "A Talking Cat!?!" is just stunning. As if it needed any more weirdness, the Johnny Whitaker mentioned above is the kid from "Family Affair." We're talking an event somewhere between "Birdemic" and "The Room." You really have to watch that clip.…

Carl Reiner said his son Rob's teenage friend Al Einstein (later Brooks) was the funniest person he ever met.

Here's a secret: you don't have to actually play with your teeth. You just crank it up and hammer-down with your fret hand.

Nothing wrong with eating vegetables. Nothing all that earth-shattering about it either. Vegans tend to be uptight and pretentious in real life - especially early in their vegan spring. If everybody knows you're a vegan, you're probably doing it wrong.

Where is this oh-so-forthcoming interview you mention? "David Chase has given his most forthcoming interview yet"

Where is this oh-so-forthcoming interview you mention? "David Chase has given his most forthcoming interview yet"

Man, if people still talked about stuff like "selling out"…Dave Grohl…just sayin.'

Man, if people still talked about stuff like "selling out"…Dave Grohl…just sayin.'

Has to be the same guy. That was hilarious in its own non-funny way. Otto & George are the only other "racist" ventriloquist act I can think of.

Has to be the same guy. That was hilarious in its own non-funny way. Otto & George are the only other "racist" ventriloquist act I can think of.

Godfrey and Tiny Tim get a pass. Besides, they're dead.

Godfrey and Tiny Tim get a pass. Besides, they're dead.

Anyone sporting a ukelele loses their turn to complain about anyone else succumbing to their "worst impulses." Ukelele players are the new mimes.

Anyone sporting a ukelele loses their turn to complain about anyone else succumbing to their "worst impulses." Ukelele players are the new mimes.

I'm stunned how obscure Parker seems to be to most music-lovin' folk. He barely shows up on Pirate Bay.

I'm stunned how obscure Parker seems to be to most music-lovin' folk. He barely shows up on Pirate Bay.

I saw Parker open for the "Cut the Crap" era Clash. He was better than the Clash anyway.

I saw Parker open for the "Cut the Crap" era Clash. He was better than the Clash anyway.

Penn's been pushing the atheism thing long before the current vogue so I give him a pass. You hear too many atheists these days who seem to think the antidote to irrational, intrusive religious fervor is irrational, intrusive atheism. I don't care what you do. Likewise, don't bother me about what I do.

Penn's been pushing the atheism thing long before the current vogue so I give him a pass. You hear too many atheists these days who seem to think the antidote to irrational, intrusive religious fervor is irrational, intrusive atheism. I don't care what you do. Likewise, don't bother me about what I do.