I’ll take mine in V form, please.

What other car is going to check all these boxes on the rental car website though?

Industry take note: Subaru doesn’t have a car that starts above $27,000, the least expensive is available as a five door, and most of the rest are exclusively wagons. They all come with rear wheel drive.

Do you point out the probable paternity of men in old advertisements too? Or were you just thinking of reproduction?

Is that stereo stock? I have an ‘01 with separate CD and tape decks (with an extra single DIN size cubbie to swap in).

oh man, want

True story: Bo Pilgrim came to a mandatory school-wide assembly at East Texas Baptist University back in the early 2000s, showed a creepy American propaganda video, and gave everybody in attendance a $20 bill.

The Jeep Cherokee is a unibody design, not “built on a proper truck chassis.” 2 out of 3 ain't bad though.

See: Australia.

Its like you assumed I didn’t read the article or something. He gambled—he put his brand in someone else’s hands, and ISIS got a hold of it, just like they always do.

Stop doxing yourself. Stop doxing yourself. Stop doxing yourself.

Remember folks, if you sell your old stuff with sensitive branding still on it, terrorists will record themselves killing people with it.

“like they told him they would”

It’s word against word, and Oberholtzer is the guy that didn’t take the obvious steps to protect his own company.

I agree, it’s a poor homage with that shelf up there. Are there any cars made today without a ‘hood?’

Yes, more A-pillars please. If this is what it takes to get curved windshields again, I’m down.

‘You can see my face on the internet every motherf***ing day. I came here, I open up a mountain... and you tryin’ to tell me how to give you my art?’

I think there’s probably a car right here. Maybe.

Ooh, beautiful cars in the dark, with a brightly lit display immediately above them.

If your sunglasses covered more of your face, you wouldn’t need to squint like this.

“Required”