God, have to watch Blade Runner again.

Um, scary ghost leg?

I especially liked the pig nose of the '89 and '90 cars.

Actually, backfire is fire that travels out of the engine into the induction system. Afterfire is fuel burning in your exhaust system because it didn't finish its work in the cylinder.

I loved my KA24E. Such a handsome and simple, bullet-proof motor. It was the one thing that never failed on my car...it outlasted the odometer!

How is it there are seven Fast & Furious movies but there are still only three Star Wars movies?

A ton of BMWs? That's like, half of a 435i Convertible, right?

Colored lenses are the answer to the Pep Boys light look. Let lights look like lights, you aren't going to fool anybody into thinking you have jewels at the corner of your car.

I think Land Rover let us down with production tail lights that look like Pep Boys.

IKR? It's like you want to project how much you don't care about the brand and image of your vehicle by conspicuously removing the identifying parts. It's like the carefully groomed stubble conundrum all over again.

Just what I want in front of my seat, a lighter color on the dashboard to throw extra glare up into my windshield.

That paint tho.

But for 22 years she never drove it, due to her inability to operate a clutch.

But what does it look like without all the Avalanche cladding?

God, I miss amber lenses.

I don't. This article is an outlier as clickbait, and I had just yesterday praised Jalopnik to some friends for being one of the few remaining blog groups which did not embarrass its readers with clickbait format headlines. Previously, I had learned not to click on anything by Jesus Diaz or Casey Chan (or anything…

You're welcome, man. Knowing is half the battle.

I defended my favorite journalist's writing style until I knew what this 5th grader knew. What I discovered next shocked me!