It's weird to see a Miata moving that fast without a seriously wound up engine note.

1.) What Car Do I Buy If I Hate Fun?

What car needs to be stanced?

Make sure the car only drives around in twelve inches of fog so nobody sees how much ground clearance your eighty pound wheels provide.

I could accept almost anything under the hood of a Karmann Ghia, but those wheels and tires don't fit.

What am I looking at here?

Yes. Rescue an NA from the stance bros.

That's right: the auto is faster. Anyone else wanna hate on the autobox now?

Infiniti Q80 sounds like Infiniti Kuwaiti

...for boring as hell dinner parties, maybe.

Let's see,
- Boring mirrors posted to the base of a hella fat A pillar
- Needless dual exhaust with fake tips molded into the rear bumper cover
- Slab windshield without curve
- Ornamental upper grille
- Aggressively scooped lower grille
- A firewall higher than most kitchen counters
...looks like a shitty modern…

I'm just saying that if I wanted to embarrass an auto executive and shame his brand, I'd hack his Facebook and make a slimy post in their name that was simultaneously dismissive of their brand's heritage while reminding of their most humiliating products.

Car?
Car
Car
SUV
SUV?
CAR

Does one "fight" other cars?

Nothing says "pure, unadulterated, CLASS." like being a whiny bitch.

Lighten up, it's not rush hour any more!

Hmmm, Mazda clown shoe?

I like the proportion of greenhouse to body, but this is a face only a mother could love. It looks like it's trying to do an emergency stop, Dark Knight style.

Good luck with that. I'm always hearing of RX-7s being motivated by V8s rather than replacing an ailing Wankle. I can't imagine the labor of love this project represents.

Anyone got any info on these wheels?