He only gets SS protection until he dies, so the sooner he does, the more money we save. Let’s hope it’s today. I know I am.

Yes, daddy. I am self-flagellating right now, daddy. Please destroy all statues of the founders and everything they created, daddy. Disney remakes and Marvel movies are the only woke and acceptable form of culture we deserve.

The voiceover was painful exposition that was not necessary

No one is going to touch how both drivers are being asshats in this theoretical scenario? Sure, blue asshat is an asshat because he didn’t clear the snow off his van, but red asshat is an asshat because he is following way to fucking close in what are clearly still icy conditions. If anything, red asshat got what was…