I didn't know a pile of shit could move that fast.

I couldn't help myself.

@nutbastard: yeah...and thats my point. Its not like they were running around going "Look at our new Focus. Its the new super-subcompact. Its so tiny. " But for some reason they do it now.

I know the motor has its issues, but done right, it makes a sound as if heaven and hell just started fighting.

I don't like the idea of this being called a "minicar". Sure, its great that it got the top safety pick, but its the same damn size as the Mk. 1 Focus:

100% Crack Pipe (actually, I got the first vote, so it is). Yeah its a Ferrari, but it wouldn't be taken apart if it was working correctly. It doesn't even have a working motor to sell with it. I may be good at rebuilding the good old American V8, but I don't have the time, patience, delicacy, or knowledge to repair…

@OneTrickPony: I'm not drunk or stoned...just sitting at home working on my jeep and wondering WTF you are rambling on about. You I was just pointing out that you were called out by 10 different people who spotted the same thing I did when I made the Ford comment and now you are calling us the bad guys.

@OneTrickPony: Oh please then, enlighten me.

@OneTrickPony: The only reason I mentioned the Ford Hemi motor was because it was put into production for racing use and gained a large drag racing following similar to the chrysler motors of that era. IF I were to argue semantics, I would go on to explain how Porsche cylinder heads have more in common with the…

I want that F1 sim rig in this room.

@OneTrickPony: SO...I guess you never heard of the 429 Boss Mustang with its 429ci motor and hemispherical heads?

1. "FWD is better than RWD in snow and rain."

@Franzouse: Beat me to it. Annoys the hell out of me because these are the people that created the downfall of the manual trans and fun cars back in the 70s and 80s.

I owned a 2007 Hyundai Accent hatch for a short period of time and while owning it, I learned many driving lessons. Those lessons mostly dealt with the different aspects of mentally retarded drivers who fail to use mirrors when backing up or merging lanes while on the highway. I walked away from those lessons with a…

If someone pulls a gun on me after forcing me off of the road...well...he batter have a quicker trigger pull than me.

Damn...could it be a 2+2?

Maybe if it was in the 5-10,000 dollar range I would consider it. But wait, it was owned by John Candy owned it...WOW...who gives a flying rats all.

Maybe if it was in the 5-10,000 dollar range I would consider it. But wait, it was owned by John Candy owned it...WOW...who gives a flying rats all.

@Baby Beater Benz: Yeah..you are gonna need that A/C. I dunno if its just from sitting on top of the engine or from poor insulation, but the two I have rode in made my nuts melt to the seat.

@SlowMo: Nah...I want to make it a MB/AMG wagon compeditor, only cheaper. I would save the nomad for a Corvette wagon. I would love to call it Chevelle though.