1/10 Not standing in front of a doorway

“Definitely the macaroni of white Thanksgiving”
- including in my family the complete lack of any subtlety in asking who made it. If it wasn’t Aunt Susan (white aunt definition), it won’t be eaten until later.

You say that, but 23 year old me, several months into trying (for the second and third times, miscarriages suck), got to the point where sex felt expected and perfunctory, and the objective was not fun, nor any of the things I think of being fun, but was to achieve orgasm, for both of us, and then wait.

Hey, if a couple is trying to get pregnant, how about you fuck off with this advice. It’s a team game, not single player and it needs both members to go into it fully aware and fully in-step.