Third point of advice is, don’t buy a house in an HOA neighborhood. There’s nothing less American than signing over your freedom to some no-name committee of neighborhood snitches. HOAs can fuck right off.

Can’t wait till aftermarket software update packages allow you to turn your self-driving car into reckless beast mode all the time.

I volunteer to drive out to a beach with B.O.B. and show him what a sunrise and/or sunset looks like. The Flat Earth Society has a very poor explanation for the appearance of a sunset. Basically their excuse is that the sun gets further away and appears to get lower on the horizon and diminishes due to atmosphere. But…

Anybody who starred my comment will surely be put on the same watchlist I’m on.

4th worst. She could have purchased a life insurance policy for her mentally handicapped children and left them in the car along with her ex husband’s wallet and then fleed the scene to frame him for the massacre of their children. While laughing diabolically.

There’s two morals to this story for us to remind our loved ones: 1) Stop for flashing lights, regardless of the gate situation. and 2) Crossing gates are not made of steel or concrete, they’re flimsy wood or plastic and in that situation you can drive your ass through them to safety rather than get hit with a train.

I’m sorry but one of your top 10 fears is not having enough sense to stay off of train tracks during a crossing signal and/or not having enough sense to put your car in reverse to get off the tracks once the guards come down?

How about when you just park your civic on a hill and want to retrieve your phone from the cubby before exiting the vehicle. That weight could cause some pretty dramatic anger followed by flailing and breaking stuff.

Basically this case boils down to an officer thinking the law was X, and the nurse thinking the law was Y. Given that they both thought they were correct, they both acted accordingly. Problem is, he was attempting to arrest her for a non-existent crime, so in the end the nurse is correct. It happens often that an…

The ones looting bread and water are in a survival situation. The ones looting lotto tickets and beer are clearly out to fuck society and should be dealt with.

If I were Tom Llamas, I would look at what goodies the people were looting. Bread and water? —Thumbs up. If I saw lotto tickets and beer in their hands, I’m pretty sure I’d tackle them myself and beat them into submission because this is lawless America and laws don’t matter anymore, only justice.

I wish there was such a thing as black twitter and in order to have an account you need to prove it by mispelling words like misspelling

It’s all very Florida, but in California this time.

plus the additional wear and tear on the motor itself from burning the fuel required to power all those relays and bulbs and turn signal fluid pumps.

Yes. Clearly 100% we are missing something in this story. Just because the defense attorney’s team goes on a public quest to spread information, doesn’t mean that the state is bothering to explain to the public what the evidence being used against him is. The result is a bunch of pissed off people with half-facts.

I’m going to need an entire chapter devoted to choosing the right blinker fluid.

Exactly! Wear and tear on the bulbs and electrical systems. How about the battery? We aren’t even including the cost of replacing the turn signal fluid! This is outrageously inaccurate!

These folks attacked the mustang too late. You gotta get ‘em before they cause carnage at the car show. That’s why I kick every mustang I see before the owner gets in and has a chance to kill anybody.

Here is a link with a list of BLM demands. https://policy.m4bl.org/

Are we just going to ignore the time the BLM guy went on a hate fueled shooting rampage on police officers? I’m not saying the two movements are morally equivalent but c’mon you do know that there is some fertile ground for people calling BLM a violent movement.