I just wanna say The Thing is the greatest horror movie of all time.

Trump's gonna win. I can feel it in my Billy Bush. We're all fucked.

OH FUCK ITS GHOSTWATCH

It mainly rips off (sorry.. transposes) a lot of plot details, such as: a protagonist who's a cop and a bag man for some shady types (in the book it's Mickey Cohen and in TD2 it's Vince Vaughn, lol), the murders have eye related shit happening in them: the killer works on a movie set, there's some sort of incest…

I should explain, we Scots love self deprecating humour, and my post was largely facetious. I apologise for any offense caused.

I mean, come on. Anyone who was a fan of Ellroy's book wasn't expecting much from this film. I know I wasn't. But it's a bone fide classic. I've watched it dozens of times. Crowe's never been better. It's one of the greatest crime films ever made. AND it leaves out a bunch of stuff from the book (Ellroy always managed…

So far, my least favourite Netflix Marvel joint has been Daredevil. But at least it gave us the Punisher. Jessica Jones was an unexpected delight, so yeah, I'll get on this with very great haste

I call bullshit. If you were in Scotland* you'd have got anti American sentiment straight to your face buddy. For giving Bush a second term and cancelling Deadwood

'If I may, my fine fuckin' fellows, it's probably worth noting that Seven Samurai is the greatest moving picture film ever made. Anyone who disagrees sucks cock by choice.' - Tom Nuttall

Can't wait for Trump to tweet 'A lot of people are saying some guy called Bruce called me a moron. I've never heard of him so his music must be awful. Sad!'

Fat Pacey Witter?

I honestly believe that no one can stage an action sequence better than James Cameron. Which is a shame because he's not directing.

He's a good boy. A good LOOKING boy.

Cynthia Nixon was da bomb in Amadeus, yo

The Hankerciser 200
The Stalker
Headwriter Phil
The P.A.
….and whatever episode it was that Hank lived with a family for a week.

'wow… I thought I had a hairy ass'

Hey what did you think of Boyd Holbrook's narration?

Yeah I meant skillfully as in, no one seems to have confronted him on it face to face yet. Although you must forgive me, I'm not in the US so I'm not exposed to the media over there. I'm not actually sure if that's happened, but godammit I wish someone would. Christ his tweets alone would have lost anyone else public…

I like Jennifer Carpenter. Sure, Dexter sucked and her character sucked but she's still engaging. In fact, her big line in Faster is so fucking awesome it makes me sad it's not in a more deserving movie.

Yeah, I mean, Trumpton might be able to skillfully sidestep the fact that he's a dyed in the wool fascist but clearly his dipshit son doesn't have daddy's restraint. He's like a 6 year old running around a family wedding, thinking the whole thing's about him. Is there a word for 'it would be adorable if Nostradamus…