He is the future.

Demarcus’ Cousins’ brother is still his cousin no?

Malik Monk definitely sounds vaguely Wu-Tang Name Generator.

Was that his Mortal Kombat health meter at the beginning?

For some years, I coached a D4 High School Girls’ Basketball team. We were nto good but I really enjoyed the gig. We went to play a school and a father of one of their players was loudly telling me their whole playbook while I tried to avoid him. He was giving me a vibe that was making me very uneasy. I couldn’t…

Isn’t Anna Horford the star of Amen, Friday, and Wayans Brothers?

This is why I don’t run many marathons.

Marcus Smart is like the Bill Laimbeer of the current NBA. He is going to get into some altercations.

The answer to any perplexing questions is ‘Buffalo Bills fans.’

Don’t worry, the cops have already arrested Steven Avery for this.

If anyone is going to be treated well in prison, it’s this guy, right?

If he had a car service, it would be called gUber.

It’s shocking that they could have lost money considering the reasonable amount of advertising they have done.

Tebow couldn’t hit a wounded duck football thrown by that Broncos QB from before Peyton Manning. I don’t remember his name.

If you don’t have an Instant Pot, get one. Basically, at worst it’s a rice cooker + Crock Pot. However, it also will make a chicken curry in like 10 minutes. Amazing.

If you don’t have an Instant Pot, get one. Basically, at worst it’s a rice cooker + Crock Pot. However, it also will…

do you say his name “zep-chin-ski?”

Just stop pitching him on short rest.

Cool it now. These aren’t that clever.

In spite of being named MVP, I prefer his song “Brown Sugar.”

When I read this headline, I thought it was about a WWE wrestler.