If they ever make WPA for football players, that Volunteer defender who forced the fumble has to broken the scale on that play.

Is it easy to clean shit out of a wetsuit?

I wonder if people every confuse him and Talib Kweli. I bet it’s really funny when they do.

People who need to espouse the “Death in threes” are going to say, “See today, we lost Jose, Arnold, and 5th level Czech goalkeeper Tzerbis Slezkbo.”

Is she related to the MO brewery? Most I overpaid for a beer ever was for a Schlafy in the airport. I immediately hated myself for it.

I feel like NFL contract negotiations are being affected by the idea that not every player tries to max out the length of their career now. In the past, most players tried to play maximum seasons and early maximum dollars. Due to the danger of head and other injury now, some players seem content with making a few…

“Safe” is “face” backwards.

And the Russian drug test samples.

What was he yelling?

I taught phys ed to 10th graders for one period a day one year. When we got to handball, I think we were supposed to play it for two days.

“they hate their coach” was the one of ESPN’s most fuego takes.

When I skimmed headline, I thought it was about Chris Christie. But no scale could weigh that pouch.

LOLed

I feel bad for the players involved but does anyone else think that this would be fun as a fan?

Report is the Hawks offered 3 yrs/ 75 if Howard never made another joke again but he chose less money.

My Dad always watched the Tour when I was a kid. I think back then, he had to tape and replay during hours that people were awake.

The incredibly rare brown card.

Maybe one player bought the entire company and this is what it averages out to?

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