Uh, yeah, you’re not going to be able to book very many high-profile concerts if the venue has to be empty by 10 pm. Why did they ever agree to that? That’s the problem here.

Damn, that would make a great movie. Good stuff.

Excellent read.

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Corona, like Heineken, isn’t really cheap beer.

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

i think it’s fine as long as the fans are just talking about on-field accomplishments. “We win” or “we lost” is perfectly fine. The moment someone starts using we in reference to front office decisions, the culture of the team, or charity done by the team, I know that person is delusional.

It’s a hockey nickname, so it’s undoubtedly Kakksy.  

Cry me a river.

You’re ascribing an awful lot of power to Marchand’s tongue.

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

I started playing little league late, the summer before 5th grade, because I had just moved out to the suburbs from the city and that’s what kids in the suburbs did. So while most of the team had been playing for awhile at that point, I never had. In our first game, I managed to draw a walk in my third at bat to reach…

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

The argument that a ten year contract extension is an “expectation” of the original contract is laughable. If they wanted more than ten years they should have negotiated that into the original contract*. Since they didn’t, it’s completely irrelevant that they invested all that money ten years ago with the expectation…

“There’s nowhere to put a field at the Maret School!”

“Is Aquino Filipino? Cause he’s in the Cor-a-Zone!!”

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.