Chris Paul? I usually blame Chris Paul. 

Starring you for being a reasonable B’s fan. All I ever hear is “If YOUR team had him you would love him.” No. Some minor goonery is always fun but BM takes it to another level sometimes. How many other athletes in any other sport have had their league go out of the way to tell them to stop licking people? There’s…

He had zero penalty minutes coming into the series. His penalty in Game 2 allowed Columbus to tie the game on the power play...and his penalty last night allowed Columbus to score the game-winner on the power play. With the Blue Jackets rolling on special teams, Boston can’t afford even “regular” pest shit from…

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

if only there were other places that offered the ability to do that

ALL NUDE

also the worst thing Ballmer might ask you to do is use a Surface, not listen to his vanity band

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”

Because stupid people think they are intelligent.

The main telephone number for Indiana Elite Prep is also the number for Elite Lawn Mowing, a landscaping company in Richmond.

To make matters worse, next year Kevin Durant will be lost in New York.

You really don’t think there has to be SOME consideration given to the severity of the infraction and the nexus between the infraction and the injury?

In the replay he wasnt injured as a direct result of the cross check. Pavelski lost his balance and was run into by Stastny. I hope Pavelski is alright, but that was absolutely not a 5 minute major. There was no intent to injure, there was no maliciousness to the cross check. Could have easily given him 2, but no way…

Yeah... no.

Major penalties will be reviewable next season. It’s a lock.

Jason Vargas looks like a stay-at-home dad who is best known by his kids’ friends for his killer pizzas and that one time he let everyone sleeping over watch “It.” 

Really? You kind of agree that notifying people of a possible life threatening weather condition ought to take a backseat to a replay of a golf shot? Is that seriously your take?