Notice how they announced the 6.2 availability, THEN delayed the oil-burner?

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

+1 reference I’m glad someone made.

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

Who cares if he pees blood?

Duck auto-correct strikes again

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Thank you so much for this. I recently became disabled (within the last 2 years) and while I’ve been dealing with some debilitating chronic health issues all my adult life, suddenly losing the ability to walk unassisted and do little things like meet a friend for coffee, take myself to an appointment, or buy groceries…

Dude. That is a brutal story. Thank you for your willingness to share it, which also gives deserved recognition to your friends and loved ones.

+2

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Hey man. We met at a kid’s birthday party a couple years ago and I introduced myself to you in a bid to not be a super-creeper lookie-lou, because I recognized you from pictures on the site. It was great talking to you, it’s been great reading you, and god willing I hope you get to write and I get to read you for…

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

I listened to an interview with Josh Blue once. And he said “People with disabilities are the largest minority in the world. And it is the only minority you can join tomorrow.”

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

God this is so eerily similar to what happened to me, same injury, generally same set of circumstances (had been drinking but not overly so), same general consequence. Thank you for sharing this experience. It brings me back to that scary time but it’s also oddly cathartic for someone to go through something so…

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Bye, son.