The A3 doesn’t even have a panoramic roof, or an auto dimming rear view mirror it’s trash. It feels like a jetta. I seriously don’t understand Jalops fascination with the a3

The bucking is likely one or both of these things. Rear crossmember busing are likely shot and cause play in driveline, replace them. Also, there is a rubber boot in the intake between the greyish plastic pipe heading down beside the throttle body and the rest of the intake out to the maf and filter, this boot is…

Subaru tests their paint by HAHAHAHA no they don’t just kidding

Drunk history: Deadspin Kinja Edition

WHY DID I SELL U? WHY?

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Nobody likes the tuna here.

Nice Truck for under cover cops that like tuna:

CP because “mods” and those horrible chrome taillights and those shitty a/m projector headlights that throw so little light you’d be better off with a flashlight on your hood.

I’m considering buying one, and I have no wife.

Working on it

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

My wife and I own a Ford Flex. We have no kids.

This poor, poor, rental Jeep Grand Cherokee. My best friend rented it in college to drive to a wedding (since his Lotus Exige S is not a great road trip car). On his way to the wedding he stopped by and picked me up and we had a day to kill.

This is the car! Actually, it could be a Malibu, but the same difference. I had to drive one of those for a few weeks as a loaner. The first day I got it, I drove it to work 1/2 hour away, and took a bus home. I didn’t think anything of it till my then girlfriend asked me where the car was. It left absolutely no…

I come from a long line of No Ass Havers. There is nothing like the crisp snap of the ass of your pants flapping in the breeze on a blustery day.

Coworker [notices my computer screen]: Hey Mike! Whatcha watching?
Me: Figure skating
Coworker: Why though?
Me: Butts
Coworker: Huh?
Me: Dude butts
Coworker: ...

Man, that thing looks comfortable to sit on. I’m stuck with this bullshit Hank Hill no-ass.