I’ll be seated in one of those cars...

Of-fucking-course.

WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE TOLD ME THE TRUTH ABOUT LIMITED-SLIP DIFFERENTIALS!?!??!!!

Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright

He’s in a Chicago winter—he’s cooler than being cool, he’s ice cold.

Those Michelin Super Sport tires will not love those temps however.

The answer is always Miata.

Mitsubishi crapped on the Eclipse name with a crossover I won’t name (though I mostly did).

Username checks out

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

You can’t drive a Jeep in winter?

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

It’s used to implosions.

Sounds like someone’s 12 stepping. Likely an alcoholic and was drunk when he hit the parked car long ago. Now he’s on the “Make amends” step.

can’t let you guys make all the bad jokes on your own...

Just preempt the whole comments section, why don’t you.

“In thrust you trust”...“beauty and the boost”