what is sad is that I have sent you enough tips (still not had one used) that you’re now showing in my linkedin “people you may want to connect with” I think we’re only like 3 degrees separated too

Dad?

I’d take it home for the night but I wouldn’t introduce it to my mother

Nah, he won’t pitch until Game 2.

“Oooh- right in the kublerosses!”

Depends on the bar doesn’t it? A good dive bar has the rules of the Dive Bar, you can comment on the game or the new assholes in the bar talking to open conversation, but if you sit in silence you leave them alone.

Bad take! You sit at the bar to engage in conversation with your neighbors at the bar. You sit at a table, alone or with your group to keep that from happening. Just plain common sense.

This is why bachelor parties have typically been shifted to the week or two prior, not the night before.

i once went to a wedding where the bride was so hungover from the night before she spent the entire reception puking in the bridal suite and missed the entire thing. like, they just had the reception without the bride.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

And didn’t even get tipped, too.

Nice humble brag showing off the new car and mentioning that you live in Cape Cod. I’m sure new Luxury sedans really stand out there. :)

I like survivors:

Totally bullshit explanation of torque and power. The notion that torque is about the performance at low rpm and that power is about performance at high rpm is a very popular notion but it is totally a CONTRIVANCE. That’s right folks, the most popular belief about torque and power, that is expounded routinely by…

I think you need to work on your sales pitch...

Can protect against 7.62mm, still can’t stop the Dent.

If I had to buy one, it have to be a 2003 Rock Red Pearl over Ivory EX-L. Nothing else.

Sure, that’s a clean Odyssey.

That slushbox was obviously manufactured on a Wednesday afternoon.

The bombshell is that it’s on its first transmission.