There there, little pony. Don't be sad.

To summarize, "I really need you guys to hate Adam Sandler. I met this girl who really gets off on super-preachy 'social justice warriors'."

Daaaaaw…who's a good pony? You are…that's right…you are. Such a sweet widdle pony…

That wouldn't work?

Opinions are entirely different from wildly raging and ranting like a loon. What's the big deal if I want to mess with the raging loonies? Don't forget Ackbar's most famous words…

I lost nothing.

Half baked? Happy 4/20…

That you can't teach the blind to see…and water is wet…

I hate them…with a passion. As a fan from the start(I saw A New Hope at the drive in when I was 7) they were the biggest cinematic letdown I have ever experienced.

A joint effort between myself, Sony, Christopher Nolan, and North Korea…

Not at all. However, it's still just an opinion. The point is that people can't really make claims that they could do better if they've never even attempted to pick up a camera or write a screenplay.

That's the exact point. You see, this crowd has read my comment and jumped to a false conclusion before finding out what I really meant. That's the 'raging' I was referring to.

Throw a pork chop in the oven for 10 minutes at 275 and tell me how it turns out…

I'm working on a remastered version of your life. Prepare to be befriended by a Jamaican platypus…

Just pointing out the folly of self proclaimed experts speaking as if they could wake up one morning and crap out a blockbuster film with ease. The ridiculousness of a man putting his vision and imagination on film just to have someone say, "You're doing it all wrong! I know your imagination better than you do!" It's…

Would you tell your surgeon how to perform the surgery?

No, but you need cooking experience to know how it's properly prepared.

I'm just here to see if any of the people raging on Lucas have actually ever made a movie…